I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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