can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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