Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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