hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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