I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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