honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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