It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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