the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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