She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We got so high we made milksteak
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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