The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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