I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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