When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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