Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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