Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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