i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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