This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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