You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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