You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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