Porn is love you can see.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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