went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize