my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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