We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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