I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No subtext here. People are naked.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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