Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She is in my trunk
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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