She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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