I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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