Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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