As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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