If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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