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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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