Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
third nipple confirmed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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