I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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