Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize