I'm jealous of your bromance
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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