Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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