he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I just put wine in my tea
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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