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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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