he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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