Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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