ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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