Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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