How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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