fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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