I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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