I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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