Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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