You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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