also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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