i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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