i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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