have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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